Dear Mr. President,
Alrighty, the American people have spoken. And I am truly grateful there was no controversy as there was in 2000. A clear cut winner, even if it's you, is better than a nail biter with the other guy on top.
I wish you the best of luck and hope that you can actually format a plan now that you have no one to spend 100 million dollars attacking.
The campaign is over son, time to put your big boy britches on.
Will you play another 100 rounds of golf? Will Michelle continue to vacation relentlessly, everywhere from a multi million dollar Italian villa to the slopes of Switzerland with her entourage of friends and groupies?
Who knows. Who cares.
Once again, the campaign is over - now it's time to do your job.
I pray for your safety and success. You're going to need it.
And I don't want to hear about Bush, I don't want to hear about the Republican House of Representatives. I want you to man up and own these next four years.
And make no mistake, the numbers don't lie - you have failed miserably on nearly every point so far, especially on our floundering economy, which is still slowly recovering despite your best efforts.
I'm glad you killed Bin Laden, and I'm glad you continue to follow the Bush doctrine overseas, again - despite your best efforts. Whatever happens, don't stop with the drones and don't take your foot off the gas of our soldiers killing bad guys. But I fear that your foreign policy naivete', though endearing in the eyes of self-loathing Jews and porridge brained liberals, might just be too strong. Four more years is a long time to try and keep bullshitting now that most of the world is on to your appeasement/apology game.
I also despair that knee deep into your second term, the light bulb might never go on, that you might never get it. That your old fall mantra of"millionaires and billionaires" needing to pay their "fair share" is probably the biggest load of horseshit unleashed upon the American people since Woodrow Wilson tried to strong arm and crush free enterprise through legislative thuggery. I know that eventually the majority of the country will wake up to this, but I fear you may not.
But for now I will put these fears aside. It is morning in America, after all.
In the end, I have just one wish for you. I wish that you know, if you don't already, that the United States of America is the greatest country on God's green earth with the greatest system of free enterprise ever known and should NEVER apologize for this. America is exceptional, period. We are blessed more than any other nation, and with this blessing comes the responsibility to embrace and protect our greatness. We should not strive to be "more like Europe" or "less arrogant" or any other childish platitude. As I said, it's time to man up. It's time to grow up.